I don't want this to come off as an angry New Yorker ripping good ol' Oklahoma, but this is one of the stupidest things I've heard since I started writing Hot Clicks. A five-year-old boy -- let me repeat, a FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOY -- wore a Michigan shirt to kindergarten and his principal made him turn it inside out. Apparently, there is a dress code in that school district that states kids can only wear college apparel for an Oklahoma-based school. The fact that this "rule" got put into place is beyond mind-boggling.

These are just three of the many phrases that you are not allowed to use on Twitter if you're an athlete at the University of Louisville or the University of Kentucky.

Actress/model Mindy Robinson gets today's LLOD honors.

This Ryan Lochte character has been tough to keep up with since the Olympics concluded. He's trademarked the phrase "Jeah," filmed a guest spot on the new 90210, offered his services to The Bachelor for $750,000, and partied in Vegas with Prince Harry and a bunch of women.

Former Giants defensive end and current Fox NFL studio host Michael Strahan has reportedly been named Kelly Ripa's new co-host. I've enjoyed Ripa in the morning every now and then, so I hope Strahan treats her better than he treated this reporter.

The last graphic makes for a very awkward transition.

Two minutes of people falling off trampolines while House of Pain blares in the background. Enjoy.