As the calendar turns to Aug. 1 tomorrow, SI.com looks back on the best fan signs from July.
Dirk Says I Do
Mavs forward Dirk Nowitzki got married over the weekend. His wife is from Kenya, so the 7-foot German had a traditional African wedding.
"What Happens In The Club, Stays In The Club"
Bulls forward Joakim Noah isn't happy about the Internet reporting on the hard partying ways of fellow Chicago athlete, Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane. Noah recently offered this passionate defense of Kane, but I'm going to go out on a limb and predict it won't work.
Here's a rare look at Derek Jeter letting loose via outtakes from a commercial shoot. ... This is not an Onion story: Dennis Rodman has written a children's book. ... Tiger Woods' ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, is reportedly dating San Jose Sharks' defenseman Douglas Murray.
Inebriated People Video Of The Day
Nearly four minutes of drunken fails would be amusing enough, but when you add Berlin's Take My Breath Away, you get this gem.
Cat Video Of The Day
Check out the shrewdness and stealthiness of this feline.